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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho my kid can't remember where her shoes are but remembers that 13 months ago i said maybe i would take her to see micky mouse for her fifth birthday which is of course in two weeks and of course we are not going 4:17 PM · Jun 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 94 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 822 Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Done With Parenting

A babysitter asks if she was in the wrong for making parents pay for objects that were damaged by an unsupervised kid.

Babysitter Makes Parents Pay For Items Damaged By Unsupervised Kid, Asks If She's In The Wrong

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A Twitter thread argues that strict parenting actually sets kids up for failure later in life.

Twitter Thread: Strict Parenting Sets Kids Up For Failure

Mom makes a grave mistake, ends up buying her kids a ton of Mentos and Coke.

Mom Has Lapse In Judgment, Buys Children Tons Of Mentos And Coke, Chaos Ensues

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

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Dad charges his ex $100 to babysit on their custody day.

Dad Charges Ex $100 To Babysit On Custody Day

A collection of the dumbest things that people had to convince their parents to not do.

Dumbest Things People Had To Convince Their Parents To Not Do

Parents' funniest stories about the tooth fairy.

Parents' Funniest Tooth Fairy Stories

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Parent lets their daughter exclude a lazy neighbor from her yard business.

Parent Lets Daughter Exclude Lazy Neighbor From Yard Business

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sarae @LoveSarae One time I faked died in front of Micah to see what he would do and he said "oh no, mummy died". Then SAT ON MY HEAD and continued playing on his iPad. I taught him how to dial 999 that day. 12:59 PM · May 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,713 Retweets 215 Quote Tweets 27.8K Likes

Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Way Too Hard

Dad gets fed up with his family's pizza eating antics, so he sends a dramatic group text.

Dad Is Over Family's Pizza Eating Antics, Sends Dramatic Group Text

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Mom makes her adult daughter and boyfriend sleep in separate beds.

Mom Makes Adult Daughter And Boyfriend Sleep In Separate Beds

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Jessie @mommajessiec ... Welcome to parenthood. Sitting on the toilet? A child will be in to see you shortly. 7:47 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 221 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,176 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 23, 2021)

An entitled mom has a full on temper tantrum after being rejected a doll.

Entitled Mom Has Temper Tantrum Over Doll

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A collection of funny and ridiculous insights from various people on Quora | Is unfair kick child out house on their 18th birthday, providing they've been warned advance even if their graduation is months off?

The World's Most Clueless Quora Users

Lies peoples parents told them as kids

Dumbest Lies People's Parents Told Them

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20-year-old gets offered hospitality job, turns it down because the pay is $10.50 an hour: 'The manager himself agreed it wasn't a livable wage'

20-year-old gets offered hospitality job, turns it down because the pay is $10.50 an hour: 'The manager himself agreed it wasn't a livable wage'

CEO demands employee leave their office door open at all times after thinking they were out of office because it was closed: ‘What is even the point of an office?’

CEO demands employee leave their office door open at all times after thinking they were out of office because it was closed: ‘What is even the point of an office?’

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30 of the Funniest and Freshest Feline Tweets to Fill Your Week With Pawsitivity (February 16, 2026)

Mom takes credit card from 21-year-old daughter and runs up $1300 balance, gives it to a friend without her knowledge: 'On my card due date, my mom sends me $250 which is not even half of the money she spent'

Mom takes credit card from 21-year-old daughter and runs up $1300 balance, gives it to a friend without her knowledge: 'On my card due date, my mom sends me $250 which is not even half of the money she spent'

Employee refuses to correct her overly confident coworker before she presented her outdated business proposal to the senior leadership: 'She said teammates are supposed to look out for each other.'

Employee refuses to correct her overly confident coworker before she presented her outdated business proposal to the senior leadership: 'She said teammates are supposed to look out for each other.'

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