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Woman claims the term 'touch grass' is classist because it costs at least £50 to go places: 'Going anywhere has significant costs'

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'The darkest timeline imaginable': Gen Alpha toddler horrifies internet by browsing 4chan on iPad

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'Just elope': Husband-to-be bemoans 'group project' of wedding planning with parents

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Dad refuses to put shopping carts away because he can't leave his 17, 14, and 12-year-old daughters in the car alone: 'Parents love to create problems for themselves'

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'My kid eats everything': Parents bemoan advice from moms and dads with 'low maintenance' children

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'I have 8 years of experience, and I'm not finding a job': Computer programmers complain their degree isn't the cash cow it once was, giving humanities folks schadenfreude

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'LinkedIn will be a dating app by 2027': Student posts about presenting thesis, wakes up to nearly 600 connection requests

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'We're such a deeply unserious country': New York-Dublin 'portal' live art installation immediately creates chaos

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'Dealing with other people's children': Parents share the most unexpected struggles that come with parenting

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'Do not dare disrespect the hotdurger again': Ungrateful foodie complains about being cooked for, gets roasted by the internet

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45+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (May 11, 2024)

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'I wake up at 4:30 AM every day': Millennials who grew up living with their grandparents reveal the old people things they do

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'Can't y'all use magnets??': Unorthodox grocery list splits opinion of the internet

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Worker complains about living paycheck to paycheck, despite making $80K per year and paying $1175 a month in rent: 'This is extremely affordable living'

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'Imagine having children with this dude': Woman complains about pumping gas 9 months pregnant while husband sits in car

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'He's living the dream': Corporate tech bro gets kudos for quitting 22-year career, becoming goose farmer

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Employee quits stable job for better position elsewhere, then gets fired on day four with no justified explanation: '[They] told me I wasn't the right fit!'

Employee quits stable job for better position elsewhere, then gets fired on day four with no justified explanation: '[They] told me I wasn't the right fit!'

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Funniest Cat Memes for Feline Fanatics (September 17, 2025)

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Employee takes an interview from a competitor, CEO finds out, employee gets fired: 'I'm honestly baffled by the situation'

Employee takes an interview from a competitor, CEO finds out, employee gets fired: 'I'm honestly baffled by the situation'

26 Adogable Memes of Sausage Dog Silliness to Sweeten Up Your Day

26 Adogable Memes of Sausage Dog Silliness to Sweeten Up Your Day

20+ One-star reviews from entitled customers, plus responses from the restaurant owners: 'You have never eaten at our restaurant!'

20+ One-star reviews from entitled customers, plus responses from the restaurant owners: 'You have never eaten at our restaurant!'

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