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Woman claims the term 'touch grass' is classist because it costs at least £50 to go places: 'Going anywhere has significant costs'

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Defiant dad falls asleep at work and keeps job, tells former colleague who was fired for the same thing to sue: 'He says they don't pay him enough'

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Dad refuses to put shopping carts away because he can't leave his 17, 14, and 12-year-old daughters in the car alone: 'Parents love to create problems for themselves'

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'The darkest timeline imaginable': Gen Alpha toddler horrifies internet by browsing 4chan on iPad

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Adults complain about parents that give their kids weird names: 'This is a human being that will have to go to school, apply for jobs'

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'My kid eats everything': Parents bemoan advice from moms and dads with 'low maintenance' children

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'We're such a deeply unserious country': New York-Dublin 'portal' live art installation immediately creates chaos

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'Just elope': Husband-to-be bemoans 'group project' of wedding planning with parents

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'Dealing with other people's children': Parents share the most unexpected struggles that come with parenting

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'Do not dare disrespect the hotdurger again': Ungrateful foodie complains about being cooked for, gets roasted by the internet

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'LinkedIn will be a dating app by 2027': Student posts about presenting thesis, wakes up to nearly 600 connection requests

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Worker complains about living paycheck to paycheck, despite making $80K per year and paying $1175 a month in rent: 'This is extremely affordable living'

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'I wake up at 4:30 AM every day': Millennials who grew up living with their grandparents reveal the old people things they do

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'Can't y'all use magnets??': Unorthodox grocery list splits opinion of the internet

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'Imagine having children with this dude': Woman complains about pumping gas 9 months pregnant while husband sits in car