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People describe the dumbest lies that they were actually able to get away with.

AskReddit Thread: Dumbest Lies People Actually Pulled Off

People Reveal Major Secrets they Kept With One Parent From The Other| thumbnail text - itsOski13 · 10h That this one time I forgot to lock my door one night and a drunk guy walked into my place. After I, politely, kicked him out, I called my dad and he was like "yeah no don't tell your mother you'll give her a heart attack" G Reply 1 12.1k ...

People Reveal Major Secrets they Kept With One Parent From The Other

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Greedy Husband Wants Newborn Twins To Be Named Completely For Him And His Family| Thumbnail Text - Cheek - AITA For telling my fiancé he doesn't get to name both of our babies? I'm pregnant with twins and my fiancé and I just found out we're having a boy and a girl. We started talking about names the other day. He told me that he really wanted to name the boy baby after himself (first and middle). I wasn't onboard at first but after thinking about it I agreed.

Greedy Husband Wants Newborn Twins To Be Named Completely For Him And His Family

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Little Brother Freaks Out After Big Brother Asks Him To Be Sperm Donor| Thumbnail Text - Organism - AITA for not wanting my fiancee (30M) to donate his sperm so his brother and his wife can have a child? My (27F) fiancée (30M) was asked by his brother (37M) and wife (35F) to donate his sperm so that they could have a child. For comprehension purposed l'll call them F, BIL and SIL.

Little Brother Freaks Out After Big Brother Asks Him To Be Sperm Donor

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Insecure Boyfriend Steals GF’s Towel Out Of Her Bag, Because He’s Embarrassed By Her Hair Routine| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/Throwaway-GF-towel · 2h 1 AITA For unpacking my GF's towel

Insecure Boyfriend Steals GF’s Towel Out Of Her Bag, Because He’s Embarrassed By Her Hair Routine

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People Reveal Which Celebrities They Suspect Are Pure Evil In Private| thumbnail text - New-Ad3222 · 8h Arnie Hammer is allegedly a cannibal. Which must have made failing the audition for the role of Hannibal Lecter particularly disappointing.

People Reveal Which Celebrities They Suspect Are Pure Evil In Private

Guys Disclose Things That Immediately Cause Them To Lose Interest| thumbnail text - TheRealJackReynolds · 14h Whale oil beef hooked "I tell it like it is," or, "I'm the rudest person you'll ever meet." Then, bye! 4 55 Reply Share

Guys Disclose Things That Immediately Cause Them To Lose Interest

People Unveil Trends They Are Praying Will Never Come Back| thumbnail text - siyl1979 · 17h Boys wearing pants below their boxers. Used to be some kids at school that wore them as low as their knees... Took forever for them to waddle to class

People Unveil Trends They Are Praying Will Never Come Back

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College Professors Recall The Most Painfully Dumb Students They've Ever Had

Annoying Ding Dong Ditcher Gets What They Deserve After Neighbor Surprise Water Bucket Attacks| Thumbnail Text - Building - AITA for throwing water on a kid who kept doing Ding Dong ditch Due to job opportunities, we recently moved into a new neighborhood. While most things were going fairly smoothly, we'd at around 4pm hear a couple of knocks on our door, when we went to see who it was, to our surprise there wasn't anybody there. It was only until a couple weeks later that we thought there cou

Annoying Ding Dong Ditcher Gets What They Deserve After Neighbor Surprise Water Bucket Attacks

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A collection of the funniest things that people have seen happen in classrooms. | HS classmate stripped off his clothing reveal spiderman suit. He then put on mask and climbed out 2nd story window and proceeded walk along ledge another classrom, and entered classroom through window.

Funniest Things People Have Seen In Classrooms

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People Expose Things They Bought That They've Gotten Virtually No Use Out Of| thumbnail text - Designer_Ant8543 · 5h Jump rope. I can't jump rope. I workout at the gym 4-5x a week and would like to jump rope in between sets. But I don't want to learn in front of people. Apparently I don't care to learn in my own privacy either.

People Expose Things They Bought That They've Gotten Virtually No Use Out Of

A collection of the dumbest ideas that people had during the middle of stressful situations. | Wrackrackes 23h 7 Awards My dinner oven caught on fire, instead attempting put out fire took picture and texted my mom advice 39 years old.

Dumbest Ideas People Had In The Middle Of A Crisis

Best Thanksgiving Clap Back Memes of 2021| Thumbnail Text - Human - Aunt: why you got so much makeup on? Me: why nobody eating your potato salad? #ThanksgivingClapBack

Best Thanksgiving Clap Back Memes of 2021

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Sister Refuses To Take In Bro, His GF And Future Baby So He Accuses Her of Forcing Them To Get Abortion| Thumbnail Text - Font - AITA for "forcing my brother and his GF to get an abortion"? I'm a 24 year old who moved out of their parents place a couple years back. My twin brother (Zack ) didn't move out and was also pretty miserable living with my parents. About 8 months ago he asked if he and his GF (Kat) could stay with me for a while. I let them both stay. The thing is tho is about a week ba

Sister Refuses To Take In Bro, His GF And Future Baby, They Accuse Her of Forcing Them To Get Abortion

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Little Sister Shames Big Sister For Planning A Cringe Pretend Wedding For Herself| Thumbnail Text - Plant - AITA for telling my sister her wedding-like celebration is creepy as hell. Hello world, English is not my first language so forgive any errors please, I will not be using my main account because of privacy. So, let's begin. I have known since forever that my (27F) big sister (36F) has always dreamt of her wedding ceremony. She loves big parties in general but weddings? Weddings ar

Little Sister Shames Big Sister For Planning A Cringe Pretend Wedding For Herself

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Boss fires employee for refusing to illegally drive to work during a hazardous snowstorm: 'My county had a Level 3 snow warning, it's illegal for me to drive to work.'

Boss fires employee for refusing to illegally drive to work during a hazardous snowstorm: 'My county had a Level 3 snow warning, it's illegal for me to drive to work.'

Snowed-in employee calls off at 5 AM, boss tries to send ride share to pick them up anyway: 'The roads are so bad here'

Snowed-in employee calls off at 5 AM, boss tries to send ride share to pick them up anyway: 'The roads are so bad here'

17-year-old brother refuses to drive his sister's friend to school after she rejected his advances: 'Continuing to be around Melissa was making it harder for him to move on.'

17-year-old brother refuses to drive his sister's friend to school after she rejected his advances: 'Continuing to be around Melissa was making it harder for him to move on.'

Supervisor insists employee can't work from home after blizzard drops 10 inches of snow, employee takes vacation day instead, gets a free snow day fully paid after working 10 minutes: '[He tells me] I need to drive the 50+ miles to work or take vacation'

Supervisor insists employee can't work from home after blizzard drops 10 inches of snow, employee takes vacation day instead, gets a free snow day fully paid after working 10 minutes: '[He tells me] I need to drive the 50+ miles to work or take vacation'

Family finally able to adopt a kitten, only to find she's everything their on-the-spectrum daughter has ever needed: 'The CDS delivered the perfect therapeutic floof.'

Family finally able to adopt a kitten, only to find she's everything their on-the-spectrum daughter has ever needed: 'The CDS delivered the perfect therapeutic floof.'

IT worker is blamed for coworker showing up late, says it's their fault for leaving on time: 'They’ve basically gotten used to arriving late, and the person ending the shift is stuck covering past their scheduled time'

IT worker is blamed for coworker showing up late, says it's their fault for leaving on time: 'They’ve basically gotten used to arriving late, and the person ending the shift is stuck covering past their scheduled time'

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