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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 21, 2021)

It is super exciting to learn new things. The world is full of things we do not understand yet, and it is those who are unapologetically curious that end up with the most valuable knowledge. We gain knowledge through experiences, through research, and course from word of mouth. The only time it's not fun to gain new info is when there is some chad mansplaining you something he knows absolutely nothing about. Yep, in these cases, most of us could live without that 'knowledge.'

Now, enjoy the best mansplaining tweets we saw this week.

Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 21, 2021)| thumbnail text - dirt prince @pants_leg teach a man to fish and he'll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented it and you're an idiot restingbaeface i feel this in my soul
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Fifteen Funny Tweets About Therapy Which Are Unfortunately Very Relatable

Therapy is amazing. We love therapy here. But we also recognize that once you open pandora's box, there is no going back. Anyone who has gone to therapy has had that, "OMG my life isn't boring, I'm severely f**ked up! Awesome!" It's just a necessary line to cross in order for progress to be made.

The nice thing is that everyone who attends therapy kind of shares an inside joke between them. Once you hear someone say, "Oh yeah, my therapist said..." it's like a breath of fresh air. You realize that they're also in the club, and now your goal can be to make such an impact on them that they talk about you with their therapist. Just kidding of course.

If you also love to hate therapy, these Tweets may just speak to you.

Fifteen Funny Tweets About Therapy Which Are Unfortunately Very Relatable| thumbnail text - Vi @HonestlyVi Trying to be honest with my therapist but not so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized
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People Who Unlocked A New Level Of Petty When Trying To Get Back At Their S/O

When you've been with someone for a long time, you can really discover their pet-peeves. You gradually learn the best ways to mess with them if they cross you. It's a natural consequence of being extremely close with someone. If your significant other is also your best friend the pranks only get more vicious, and hey, that's just what love is. I don't make the rules sorry.

If you also have a list of ways to get revenge on your partner currently stored in the back of your brain, you might find this list of Tweets both relatable and tactical.

People Who Unlocked A New Level Of Petty When Trying To Get Back At Their Significant Other| thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring. 12:00 AM · Jan 21, 2016 · Twitter for iPhone
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Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are So Extra It's Funny (April 4, 2021)

Have you ever tried having a conversation with someone who speaks a completely different language than you? You both do your best to understand each other, you might try some exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements, but it gets very frustrating very fast. Well, this is kind of how it can feel talking to someone who depends on their entire life on their birth chart. Once they get into it, you can do your best to make sense of it, but really the deeper they go, the more complex it gets. 

At the end of the day, these people do basically speak a whole different language, and it's not even an entirely useless one considering millions of people really do follow astrology every day.

My strategy when discussing astrology is to simply smile and nod my head every few seconds. Maybe it'll work for you too? You can practice while reading these tweets.

Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets For People Who Don't Get It Either (April 4, 2021)| thumbnail text - vaby vahus: *+ @lunagiiselle •.. DO YOU HAVE THREE TO FOUR ACCOUNTS ON EACH SOCIAL MEDIA AND ARE YOU A GEMINI?
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Funny Memes We Can Use To Remember The Excitement Of A Four-Day Weekend

Remember way back in the day when we were about to approach a 4-day weekend? Seems like ancient history now. But there's no reason we cannot reminisce on the pure joy we had looking just a few days ago as we had this rare beauty to look forward to. We were so young back then, so naive. Heck, we had a whole 4-day weekend ahead of us! The options were limitless! Well actually the world is kind of going through something so I'm sure 90% of us spent it indoors, but it still felt good to get a break from the daily BS we all deal with.

Here's my official proposal for 4-day weekends every weekend. Anyone else with me?

Funny Memes We Can Use To Remember The Excitement Of A Four-Day Weekend| thumbnail text - aAk @Majinn_Mark A live look of what I want to do on my 4 day weekend..
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The Funniest Sarcastic R.I.P. Posts We Found On Twitter

Lucky for us Twitter has brought us a new meme format, and it is both dark and hilarious. Just what we all need right now. Hard to know where it started but the general concept is pretty easy to catch on to. It seems like there are very few boundaries too, it's really just a beautiful way to remember someone. Personally, I wouldn't mind if this meme format sticks around for a bit since it is kind of informative too. The more random the historical figure, the funnier.

If you're a history buff or just someone who appreciates sarcastic humor in general, you will probably thoroughly enjoy these tweets.

The Funniest Sarcastic R.I.P. Posts We Found On Twitter| thumbnail text - Harrison @harriweinreb - Mar 23 •.. rip to the wright brothers they would have loved airplane mode 5 7 191 ♡ 2.9K
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Thirteen Reasons Why People Are Obsessed With Australians And Their Culture

I don't know about you, but I don't really know anybody who doesn't like Australia (except for maybe Kiwis from New Zealand). Yes, this is 100% a generalization, but the people seem so unproblematic compared to Americans. What's not to like about Australian culture either? You may find that many people have very strong opinions on Vegemite, but personally, it doesn't get in the way of my appreciation for the land down under. So, Australia, keep doing what you're doing, Americans seem to be loving each and every bit of it. 

And if you don't give a sh*t about how American's feel about you that's cool too, you can just laugh at these Tweets.

13 Reasons Why People Are Obsessed With Australians And Their Culture| thumbnail text - Scooter - Amaz... · Nov 23, 2020 •.. I love when bad things happen to Australians and they're like "ooouuurrrrh noeeerrrrurrr" 1
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Cats Choosing Cheap 'Toys' Over Expensive Ones (Viral Tweets)

Okay, so be honest, how many of you bought a really expensive cat toy/bed this year, hoping that your cat will love it and use it and sleep in it and that you'll be able to take the cutest pics of them with it, only to have the cat disregard the purchase completely? Be honest. It's all of you, isn't it? We've all definitely done it. 

There's no shame in wanting the best for your kitty. It just so happens that sometimes the best for your kitty is... having a big ol' box to sit. And let's be real, box pics of "if fits, I sits," are some of the best pics out there. It's still funny though, and we have been laughing at these tweets of cats choosing cheap 'toys' over expensive ones for the past 10 minutes straight. 

tweets about cats choosing cheap 'toys' over expensive ones thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - james @video_jame my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. my soulmate 4:56 PM · Feb 10, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 40.2K Retweets 1,402 Quote Tweets 286.7K Likes'
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (February 1, 2021)

Goooood morning, everyone!! Another week is starting, and we're about to make sure that it starts right! Like we do every single week, we've collected the previous week's most viral, funniest, cutest, most wholesome animal tweets - because keeping up with animal twitter on your own is basically impossible, and we know that the only way to start your week off right is with a delicious, freshly baked animal treat, so we make sure to keep up with it for you.

So, have an amazing week, everyone! And for more animal twitter goodness, click right here.

this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes two pictures of a dog surrounded by a rainbow 'Dog - Bri ... @brihindthescene she's an angel 1:07 AM - Jan 31, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 96.1K Retweets 1.9K Quote Tweets 840.5K Likes'
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Wholesome Dog Tweets For Some Needed Positivity

I don't know about you, but the weekend is almost here, and we're really starting to feel the need for some extra positivity in our lives. And is there anyone more positive and wholesome and uplifting than dogs- one of the purest animal to ever exist on this earth? 

Let the doggos come to the rescue! Get all the love and positivity you need from there right here with the most wholesome doggo tweets we found this week. And oh my goodness, there are truly some gems in here that brought the biggest smiles to our faces. We guarantee that suddenly, the weekend will feel much closer than it did before. 

collection of wholesome and uplifting dog tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a man holding up a huge rescue dog with one hand and hanging up Christmas lights with the other hand 'Blue - A T DomesticGoddess T A @Domesti75300137 A rescue dog's first Christmas'
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The Rarest Sit: 'Thoughts Of Dog' Thread (Tweets)

The rarest sit! "Thoughts of Dog" has brought this beautiful thread into our lives and we can't stop admiring the perfection of these pups and their multi-stair sitting abilities. 

How blessed are we to have such animals in our lives? After announcing the rarest sit in a tweet, users began flooding the thread with images of their pups who have perfected the position and are deserving of recognition. 

So, without further ado, please provide these well-deserved pups your undivided attention. And if you have a photo of your pet in the rarest sit, don't forget to share it with us in the comments! 

dogs sitting stairs tweets dog doggo aww cute thread twitter adorable lol | Thoughts Dog dog_feelings rarest sit. is multi-level stair sit. during which my butt is on one stair. while my front feet extend stair below is powerful combination comfort and style
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People In Their 30s Share Sad Realities Of Being Their Age

Time is a funny thing; one minute it's 1995 and you're rocking big velvet scrunchies and listening to The Spice Girls and the next minute you're getting annoyed at teenagers who play their music too loud on the bus. Welcome to your 30s, where the 90s are over 20 years old. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! It seems like it's not just us; a Twitter thread asking people in their 30s to reveal unexpected things about being their age has revealed that old age has apparently come early. Welcome to the age where people half your age are dressing the way you did 30 years ago, only now it's vintage.

reality age 30s twitter funny tweets people share expectation vs reality | Jono @jonoabroad Replying exfatalist Eye sight dropping off cliff Suddenly being old person who talks young people and seeing urgh why is he talking us look" Young people tech stores assuming an idiot. Being grumpy lot.
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People Admit Their Obscure COVID-19 Panic Purchases

Covid-19 has got people panic buying all sorts of supplies - mainly toilet paper (please, stop doing this). Maybe you're stocking up on your favorite cereal or good old tins of tuna. Whatever gets you through this difficult time. A tweet asking people for their weirdest panic purchase during the coronavirus crisis has given a true insight into people's priorities in this trying time. From dry lentils to pregnancy tests, some of these answers are hilarious. How many do you relate to?

twitter panic purchase coronavirus COVID-19 shopping store shop admit obscure | Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen everyone's weirdest panic purchase my brain glitched and bought three types jam
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Boomer Advice That's Pretty Much Worthless In This Day And Age (31 Tweets)

Advice from Boomers probably mean well but they are completely out of touch with how the world is these days. Just go up to the front desk and ask if they're hiring? Every company will tell you the same thing, "Online. Online. Online," go and submit your resume into the endless and faceless void and come to terms with the fact that you'll never hear back.

Here are 31 pieces of worthless advice from Boomers. Sorry, Boomers. Sad to say these tweets ring more than true. 


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