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Pandemic-Related Memes And Tweets For People Who Are Sick Of The BS

It's really no secret that the American government and its people aren't exactly handling the pandemic well, while other countries have seen far more success in the dropping rates of infection. The moral of the story is: it's looking like this won't be over any time soon for us Americans, so we all might as well get comfortable being in lockdown for a long time, whether we like it or not. Cheers!

Funny memes and tweets about coronavirus and people not wearing masks
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Anti-Vaxxer's "Reasoning" is as Incoherent as One Would Expect

Many of us have had that moment where you're talking to a friend or family member and then BAM, they hit you with their stupidest beliefs. After watching a single fringe Youtube video they now think they're an expert who's done "research." Sometimes they snap out of it, like this Anti-vaxx mom who switched sides.

Antivaxxer being stupid in text conversation
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Sketchy Secrets of Various Industries

Every industry has something they don't tell customers and clients. It could be something about the amount of quality control that doesn't happen, the arbitrary nature of pricing, or people getting away with doing the bare minimum. Lies and open secrets in various industries are like the duct tape holding your walls together. Just about any business has some weird tales, like these all-you-can-eat-buffet horror stories.

sketchy secrets from many jobs and industries
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Misfortune Monday: All Kinds of Bummers

Life manages to produce an unpredictable and wide variety of unforeseen chaos that we just kind of have to deal with. Sometimes it's as arbitrary as having your mailbox exploded by lightning, and sometimes it's as small and disheartening as realizing you just tried pouring something into an upside down glass. Life has its messes large and small.

Fails. messes, mistakes and chaos | spilled white paint bucket that splashed all over a black car | multiple bird footprints tracks in fresh concrete
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Stuff that Looks like Food but Isn't

The world is full of delicious looking things that aren't actually food. A pickle chip could be a turtle, ice cream could actually be spackle, and caramel could end up being an eraser. Some things, even dangerous and prohibitively crunchy things, end up looking like delicious food.

Things that look like food but aren't food | yellow snake wrapped around a bowl of bananas | mushrooms that look like pancakes with maple syrup
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Two-Sentence Horror Stories Too Scary For Their Own Good

Nothing like some two-sentence horror stories that waste no time in trying to frighten their readers. It's as if the shorter horror stories can be even scarier than the long winded, drawn out tales we're more accustomed to. These certainly left some lasting, unnerving images in our heads. Check out more spooky two-sentence horror stories over here.

A collection of two sentence horror stories that are too scary for their own good | r/TwoSentenceHorror Join u/M1ghty_boy 94d 1 1 "Ah, so 's 2020 time traveller said Very early looks he muttered under his breath 22.9k 581 Share 2
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Customer Keeps Asking for Man, Ends Up In Legal Department

This customer with absolutely no chill couldn't be bothered to be helped by any woman in the company. Eventually he got his wish, but it was far from helpful. For more customer stories, here's one where a boss reality checks awful customers and one where a Karen was defeated with overwhelming kindness.

Sexist customer keeps asking for man and ends up with a cease and desist | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/sheikhyerbouti 21 hours ago "No offense, honey, but just don't think qualified oc M After seeing bunch similar threads thought would post my own story shared by coworker friend and her former manager. Back my call center days frequent issue among our female techs (my team had about 5-9 on average out about 200 get someone who would insist on being transferred male tech. This happened at
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Tumblr Thread: The Uniquely Depressing "Fun Pizza" Saga

Leave it to Tumblr to let one image of fun pizza inspire a way-too specific story of exactly how a story of one "fun-pizza" could go own. It's uncanny how easy it is to picture all of this. For more tumblr food stories, here's a thread on why super coffee is not a great idea, and a very creative story about sandwich demons.

Tumblr thread about a story about a suburban family and their "fun pizza" | nostalchik: darecrow: Imagine going party and white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those white mom comes out and says "okay kids, here's some pizza And she pull
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Seventeen Bleak Dystopian Memes Because Nothing Really Matters

Freddie Mercury was correct in Bohemian Rhapsody when he said that "nothing really matters," because let's face it, life is meaningless and corporations have completely taken over our lives. So if for some strange reason you're in the mood to be reminded of the dystopian hell we live in, scroll down!

Funny dystopian memes about the bleak world we live in | Capitalism be like: Trade blood access knowledge ADVERTISE HERE Signal CALL NEED BOOKS? NO WORRIES DONATE PLASMA. this is some dystopian shit New donors earn up 100 one week! | shouldn't worry about ýour career world will be completely unliveable within 20 years. just try have good time while can. wiki Have Healthy Second Marriage Were Widowed
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Terribly Cursed Tumblr Posts

The wild world of Tumblr isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes things take a turn and end up being cursed beyond belief. If these cursed Tumblr posts got you going, check out more of Tumblr's most cursed posts over here.

A collection of terribly cursed Tumblr posts to cringe at | snoopingasusualisee Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak achieve true nirvana soaprock henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1 RawR xD oh noes did scare im vewy sowwy targuzzler My heart just stopped and started again cursed directly at god allowing survive this | showerthoughtsofficial belly button is just old mouth. virgoassbitch acquaintedwithrask having good day were all having good day.
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JK Rowling Calls For An End To 'Cancel Culture,' Proves She's The Ultimate Karen

JK Rowling is once again back in the limelight for yet another Karen move: this time she's signed an open letter calling for an end to online "cancel culture" on the grounds that she advocates for "open debate and freedom of thought and speech." This all sounds well and good until you remember that she's repeatedly been in hot water for her problematic comments and views about trans people and is now claiming that she's the one being oppressed. It's all incredibly cringey and we're really enjoying the reaction memes and tweets, which you can scroll through below!

Twitter memes and reactions to JK Rowling signing an open letter calling an end to "cancel culture" | Taming Fred Savage @FredTaming jk rowling: stop canceling normal ppl: stop being hateful trans community jk rowling: stop canceling despite
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Stupid things Medical Patients Did That Made It Worse

For some reason tons of people think that the worst thing that can happen if you don't follow a doctors orders is that they'll get caught and be scolded. But no, there's an actual reason a medical professional tells you to do something. Medical professionals see through lying patients all the time, and patients still try to deny the stupid things they've done.

Stupid things medical patients did | babynursebb 1.0k points 21 hours ago edited 19 hours ago Not after leaving but this older gentleman had his wife bring him n out literal day after his open heart surgery couldn't believe .
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The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (7-04 To 7-10)

Happy Friday! You know the drill by now: once a week we gather up 25 of our favorite dank memes from Reddit, because we care about you and your entertainment. If you missed last week's installment, not to worry!

The best dank memes from the past week on /r/DankMemes | Emergency Phone Not Installed Please Do Not Have An Emergency At This Location UNDERSTANDABLE. HAVE GREAT DA | My mom: No you can't go to Disneyland, you don't have enough money 6 year old me with 20 dollars: Barack Obama
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In lieu of having fans in the stadium, the Japanese baseball team Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks has opted for a robot song and dance number that is about as technically intriguing as it is creepy.

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Tumblr Thread: The Spikey Insanity of The Lantern Shield

Tumblr has got a raging petard for medieval battle tactics and the consensus seems to be that what the past lacked in sanitation, it made up for with cool swords and unconventional weapons. Sometimes you see some gizmo an Italian blacksmith threw together six hundred years ago and all you can think is "that is badass." Who knew history could be fun.

Tumblr thread about the medieval weapon the lantern shield | man-who-sold-za-warudo Knight have trained all forms combat and weapons since birth cannot be bested. Some horsecock motherfucker:
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