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The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (October 1, 2024)

Emmy Pratt

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'Figure out how to grow up at 53': Man-baby lives rent-free for 53 years by mooching off of his parents and then gets left with no inheritance when Dad wises up to a lifetime of freeloading

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'So many [kids] have attention seekers for parents now': Dad disciplines daughter for cutting second period math class by converting bedroom into 'personal jail cell'

Ally Perry

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'I thought she was joking': Mom of newborn asks for a new car for 'push present,' husband responds she's not worthy

JR Atkinson

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'[You're] cut off': Solo-earning husband catches his wife spending $1000+ on takeout every month, he retaliates by kneecapping her financially and canceling all of their credit cards

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Fun uncle gets pressured into babysitting his niece and nephew from 9 AM to 7 PM every Saturday and Sunday, his sister flips out when he asks to cut back: 'I never agreed to be their full-time nanny'

Emmy Pratt

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Anime Artist Redraws Son's Unique Character Sketches, Taking Them to a Whole New Level of Awesome

Ely Bulnes

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Woman's Baby Name Choice Accidentally Exposes Her Dad’s Affair, Stirring Tension with Mom: 'My dad begged and pleaded for me to change it'

Isabella Penn

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400 lb grandma buys her grandkids fast food for the 3rd time in a week, health-conscious dad throws away the meals in anger: 'I’m not having her bring this lifestyle into my home around my children'

Emmy Pratt

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Irresponsible dad allows sick 3-year-old with a 7:30 bedtime to stay up until 9, sobs inconsolably from 8-10 before finally falling asleep: 'I told him I wasn't going to deal with that mess'

Emmy Pratt

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New dad leaves home for 4 days, gets annoyed when his wife asks him to feed their 12-week old immediately after he gets back: 'Can I just have 5 minutes to get my stuff all in the house?'

Emmy Pratt

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16-year-old son of widower bonds with his dad's girlfriend who doesn't want to replace his mom, dad dumps her for woman who insists on filling the mom role for him: 'I told him I didn't want another mom and I loved Mara'

Emmy Pratt

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'Yes, I am playing favorites': Sweet grandparents get shunned by their entitled daughter-in-law, then she throws a fit when grandma gives away family heirlooms to the other side of the family

Jesse Kessenheimer

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14-year-old cries when his parents and older siblings speak only in Mandarin when he can barely understand it: 'I told my mom that she is bullying me for not knowing how to speak our native language'

Emmy Pratt

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'His budget looked like it was based on costs from the 90s': Prideful parents squander $300,000+ of their retirement funds because they refuse to listen to their experienced son-in-law

Jesse Kessenheimer

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The Wildest Parenting Texts of the Week (September 24, 2024)

Emmy Pratt

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