Especially for father's day
fathers day
Just because you have a kid, doesn't mean you stop being a nerd. Here's a tribute to all the geeky dads out there, and the kids (and moms) that put up with them.
Father's Day may have been this past Sunday, but dad behavior is always funny. Twitter user Ryan Nanni decided to pay respects to all dads by asking people to share their most dad-like moments of 2019. The responses did not disappoint. From obsessive compulsively crafty behaviors, to curmudgeonly resistance to socializing, all of these people deserve a fatherly pat on the back.
It's all about being proud of unnecessary projects, falling asleep during your shows, and fiscal responsibility. You don't even have to have kids to do some dad stuff. All you need is a fleeting sense of responsibility and a propensity for puns. Speaking of puns, check out these dad jokes that'll make you facepalm hard.
The internet was met with a barrage of sappy Father's Day tributes on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, but nothing touched us quite as much as @kane's heartwarming and hilarious thread of anecdotes about his father. The "Asian Ron Swanson" definitely lives up to his name in these tweets that depict him as a meat-loving, beer-chugging man who does not trust anyone. We're so impressed by this guy's savvy we'd pay pay to meet him.
These dad jokes are awful and we absolutely love them. You don't have to be a dad to like these truly shudder-worthy jokes, but if you are a dad, happy Father's Day. If you're not a dad, happy... day. We hope you enjoy causing pain to your loved ones with these horrendous jokes.
There's a little dad in all of us. Laughing at terrible, terrible jokes. Secretly wanting to wear socks and sandals. Looking at lawn mowers with dreamy eyes. And most of all, wanting to make bad jokes at every opportunity. Well today is your lucky day, because we've got a list of really bad jokes to be memorized and repeated at inappropriate times. Go and make your dad proud.
@WhimsyTags on @HashtagRoundup asked people to suggest their own ideas for #DadsCommandments and it's so relatable. Dads love to tell the jokes, but this time the tables have turned. Twitter users came together and contributed to create the ultimate Dad Commandments.
Father's Day is coming up on Sunday, so we're bracing ourselves for some really bad dad jokes and capitalist Hallmark propaganda! The truth is, whether or not you have a father figure, these cringey jokes make the whole day worthwhile. Or at least distract you from the crowded restaurants and overly male gifts.
Just cause this Father's Day gift out of Australia went hilariously wrong doesn't mean that the story doesn't end with a sweet and satisfying finish. Yes, justice is served. And justice in this case looks like someone getting their money back, WITH INTEREST. Can we also dwell on how demonically possessed that strange little dog tag looks? What the hell happened, man...
