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funny tweets about trials and tribulations of parenting twins | thumbnail text - SCOOB SAIBOT ... @BarkyBoogz First woman that gave birth to twins was prolly like "????????" 4:39 PM Jul 25, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 68.6K Retweets 1,685 Quote Tweets 366.8K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Laura Marie ... @lmegordon Here's a math question: My daughters are fighting over a stupid babydoll. If I buy another, identical babydoll, then my girls will stop fighting, but they won't play with either babydoll. How many bottles of wine do I buy? 7:59 PM · Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter for Android 116 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 882 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - todd dillard @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47K Retweets 4,795 Quote Tweets 724.5K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 7, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - fimest @Neyogems ... My 6 year old son just asked me how I know his name.. I'm not in the mood today 8:16 PM · Feb 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 47.8K Retweets 4,584 Quote Tweets 560.8K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 28, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text -the luckiest Penny. ... @aSouthernPenny My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They're super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week... should I say anything? Oh and also, he's 4. They're all 4. 3:42 AM · Feb 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 1,274 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 21, 2021)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Chelsea Peretti ... @chelseaperetti my son is crying bc he wants to be a flamingo "not a pretend one" 4:10 AM - Feb 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,242 Retweets 279 Quote Tweets 43.7K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 15, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so we can spend hours preparing and cleaning up after dinner so our kids can spend seconds deciding they just don't like the texture. 3:41 AM Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 37 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 824 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 7, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 How's virtual school going for you? I'll start. My son was late to his PE class because he was making nachos. 11:52 PM Jan 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 31, 2021)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Font - Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti 000 Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year- old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots." 6:34 PM Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 9.6K Retweets 796 Quote Tweets 118.2K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 24, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 000 [loud thud] Me: What was that? 6-year-old: Nothing. Me: Then why did I hear it? 6: It was a loud nothing. 8:20 PM Jan 16, 2021 - Twitter for Android 132 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 2.6K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (January 19, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Mom Jeans @momjeansplease I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there. 4:46 PM · Jan 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 45.1K Retweets 5.2K Quote Tweets 782.7K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 17, 2021)

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland 000 @simoncholland [5:45 AM, in a harsh whisper] Daddy, don't worry, you can sleep. I'm making my own breakfast, how do you turn on the stove? Me: l'm up. 4:07 PM Jan 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (January 12, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland 000 I hope my friends don't find out I own a coat. -Teenagers 4:17 PM Jan 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 338 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 10, 2021)

funny tweets from people who don't want kids | thumbnail Text - Chef Neecie @WineWeedWife We spent $12,775 on daycare last year, for anyone currently using the pull out method. 2:15 AM · Apr 18, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 32.1K Retweets 3.9K Quote Tweets 123.2K Likes >

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funniest parenting tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Emily @emily_tweets Well my 3 year old overheard my husband, and now thinks 'sit on my face' is a fun thing to say while playing. 9:31 PM · Dec 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 195 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 2.4K Likes

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