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funny parenting tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News ... @HomeWithPeanut I believe the children are our future. But my 3-year-old finished his juice & then got mad because he thought someone else finished his juice, so that future might be in trouble. 3:09 PM · Jul 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android 156 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 809 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are So Over Parenting

Man Refuses To Take Off Work Watch Son, Even For One Day| thumbnail text - Photograph - PopGunSuzie @PopGunSuzie ... Dating during covid: What color should I paint my toes for my gynecologist appointment later? 9:45 PM - Feb 1, 2021 - Twitter for Android

Man Refuses To Take Off Work To Watch His Son, Argues It's His Wife's Job

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parents recall the creepiest things their kids have ever done | thumbnail text - Niteryder007 · 1d My 12 year old will occasionally scream while sleeping. It makes your hair stand up when you get woke from a deep sleep. I have also woken up in the middle of the night to see him standing right next to my bed. Sometimes just facing the wall or staring at me. He is always "sleep walking" and I can escort him back to bed. Trouble is, I never know how long he has been up. He never remembers any of it

Parents Recall The Creepy And Disturbing Things Their Kids Have Done

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue ... Me before kids: "I will feed my children only nutritious foods, never speak harshly to them, and limit screen time." Me after kids (Screaming): "Eat your freaking happy meals so you can watch your damn movie!!" 10:41 PM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 138 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 377 Likes

Funniest Dads We Saw This Week From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

Parents get a Peppa Pig pinata and live to regret the decision.

Parents Get Peppa Pig Piñata For Kid's Birthday Party, Backfires Terribly

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people reveal their mom's most iconic catchphrases | thumbnail text - calinaxoxo · 2y "Are you drinking enough water?" Headache? Drink more water. Upset stomach? Drink water. Bad grades? You need more water. Bone protruding from your knee? Drink some water, you'll be fine.

People Reveal Their Mom's Iconic Catchphrases

Daughter's viral Twitter thread ends up securing her dad a new job at Costco.

Daughter's Twitter Thread Secures Dad New Job At Costco

video of a hen looking after a cat's kittens | thumbnail includes picture of a hen sitting on top of a bunch of kittens

Hen Looks After Kittens Of A Cat That She Raised (Video)

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford @thearibradford I love when I mention getting frustrated with my kids and someone's like "have you tried TALKING to your kids?" Omg thank you you visionary and here l've been communicating with f cking charades silly me 10:12 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · CoSchedule 85 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 635 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Week

A babysitter goes out of town and then an entitled mom expects the babysitter to show up anyways.

Babysitter Leaves Town, Entitled Mom Still Expects Babysitter To Show Up

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Tonight our 4 year old ate his dinner in a record time of 4 hours 27 minutes 9:57 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 663 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

Ungrateful Husband Angry At Wife For Leaving Him 'Stranded' When She Puts Baby To sleep| thumbnail text - Posted by u/themissingsock1 6 hours ago 2 AITA for telling my husband he needs to start taking his own vehicle to his family's functions?

Ungrateful Husband Angry At Wife For Leaving Him 'Stranded' When She Puts Baby To Bed

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Jealous Woman Angry With BF For Keeping Healthy Relationship With Ex-Step-Daughter| thumbnail text - Posted by u/qwrrtyuiopasdfgjl 7 hours ago AITA for including my ex's daughter in my life(sleepovers, vacation, etc)?

Jealous Woman Angry With BF For Keeping Healthy Relationship With Ex-Step-Daughter

sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad I'm just hoping my toddler goes to sleep before his 30th birthday 1:53 AM · Jun 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 129 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 703 Likes

Parents Who Are Fed Up Of Their Kids And Totally Done With Parenting