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Self-centered remote working journalist complains about coffee shops having loud music: 'I can't hear myself think, let alone do Zoom calls here'

Ally Perry

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'Why are the pages so filled with so many words?': Gen Z reader gets 34 pages into young adult novel, complains that it's too difficult to read

Ally Perry

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Gen Zer shows up to job interview in short shorts, refuses to go home and change when they offer for her to: 'They decided to reschedule the interview with me for tomorrow'

Emmy Pratt

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American tourist gloats about inferior European GDP, gets roasted by Europeans: 'This is why everyone hates Americans'

Ally Perry

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Concerned stranger accosts 10-year-old and 6-year-old walking home alone from the library, prompts complaints about taking away childrens' independence: 'I hate that it's not normal for kids to be allowed to move around outside the house alone'

Ally Perry

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Picky wife complains that husband bought her the wrong brand of car: 'For the money he spent on that he could’ve bought what she asked for'

Ally Perry

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Delusional ex-boyfriend names baby with new partner after ex-girlfriend, proceeds to tell her: 'Naming your child after a past lover should be considered a crime'

Ally Perry

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'Being likable is actually more important than being good': Beleaguered workers share their hard-won advice about employment

JR Atkinson

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Entitled man refuses to propose to girlfriend of 6 years because she keeps asking when they'll get married: 'I do plan on marrying her someday'

Ally Perry

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Controlling aunt berates 16-year-old niece for trying to eat 3 plates of food, faces anger from her mom: 'She's been working all day without anything to eat'

Ally Perry

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Contentious husband sends partner 'wife acceptance' email after she receives two job rejections in a day: 'Unless this came with a salary, I'd decline'

Ally Perry

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'Phones are making kids stupid': Millennials and Gen Zers share the opinions that they agree with Baby Boomers about

Emmy Pratt

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Kid drops $5 ice cream after saving up for it all week, draconian dad publicly shames him and refuses to buy him a new one: 'Life is hard, he took it well'

Ally Perry

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Snobby dad refuses to let 2-year-old talk to any other kids in the playground: 'I don't want you associating with them'

Ally Perry

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Norwegian swimmer Henrik Christiansen delights internet by obsessing over chocolate muffins in the Paris 2024 Olympic village: 'I hereby declare myself the Olympic muffin man'

Ally Perry

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Oversharing mom laments having to take her child to therapy instead of sports practice: 'No wonder her kid is in therapy'

Ally Perry

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