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Entitled husband starts screaming argument in the middle of a store because wife won't let him buy a Minecraft fridge: 'I told her she's staying with coworkers until it's purchased and plugged in'

Ally Perry

'Sup baby, my name's Raygun Steele': Eclectic names at Utah children's rodeo inspire awe and confusion

Ally Perry

'I don't think you guys realize how cooked we are': Concerned relative causes controversy complaining about 14-year-old Gen Alpha cousin's use of slang

Ally Perry

Coffee shop gets roasted for refusing to serve customers unless they smile at the door: 'They will go bankrupt and that's when I'll smile'

Ally Perry

Insecure woman claims that finding celebrities attractive while in a relationship counts as cheating: 'If they call a celebrity hot, they will call a random person in the street hot'

Ally Perry

Gen Zer claims motherhood is a less stressful, slower-paced life than working a full time job: 'It’s so sad so many women are choosing the wrong path'

Emmy Pratt

Discriminatory elementary school awards kids for 100% attendance with ice cream van, forces the rest of the class to go without on a hot summer's day: 'They spend more time working out how to punish kids than teach them'

Ally Perry

Parents ponder the stigma of feeding kids 'hidden vegetables': 'I don't really like plain steamed vegetables either'

Ally Perry

Strident woman accuses elderly widower of profiting off his late wife's free labor for their flower garden: 'I hope to God individuals like yourself actually experience happiness for once'

Ally Perry

Enthusiastic DIYers receive family heirloom rocking chair, controversially decide to refurbish it instead of continuing tradition: 'This is why everyone hates millennials'

Ally Perry

Drivers and non-drivers debate why people shame teenagers for not getting their license: 'If public transportation was accessible, many people wouldn't'

Emmy Pratt

Woman receives support after getting chastisted for jumping rope in driveway: 'I hope she starts a jump roping club in her front yard'

Ally Perry

'It's called having a party': Non-imbibers bemoan the social pressure to have an open bar wedding, get roasted in the replies

JR Atkinson

Picky manchild gets judged for forcing wife to cook him a separate dinner: 'Imagine how much her family hates him'

Ally Perry

Zoomer amuses Millennials by romanticizing kitschy 2000s kitchen decor: 'Tuscan-maxxing is better than being Millennial grey backsplash-pilled'

Ally Perry

Crunchy mom horrifies with refusal to get her newborn child a birth certificate: 'This + homeschooling = entire lost generation'

Ally Perry