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'Being likable is actually more important than being good': Beleaguered workers share their hard-won advice about employment

JR Atkinson

Concerned stranger accosts 10-year-old and 6-year-old walking home alone from the library, prompts complaints about taking away childrens' independence: 'I hate that it's not normal for kids to be allowed to move around outside the house alone'

Ally Perry

American tourist gloats about inferior European GDP, gets roasted by Europeans: 'This is why everyone hates Americans'

Ally Perry

Picky wife complains that husband bought her the wrong brand of car: 'For the money he spent on that he could’ve bought what she asked for'

Ally Perry

Delusional ex-boyfriend names baby with new partner after ex-girlfriend, proceeds to tell her: 'Naming your child after a past lover should be considered a crime'

Ally Perry

Entitled man refuses to propose to girlfriend of 6 years because she keeps asking when they'll get married: 'I do plan on marrying her someday'

Ally Perry

Controlling aunt berates 16-year-old niece for trying to eat 3 plates of food, faces anger from her mom: 'She's been working all day without anything to eat'

Ally Perry

Contentious husband sends partner 'wife acceptance' email after she receives two job rejections in a day: 'Unless this came with a salary, I'd decline'

Ally Perry

Snobby dad refuses to let 2-year-old talk to any other kids in the playground: 'I don't want you associating with them'

Ally Perry

'Phones are making kids stupid': Millennials and Gen Zers share the opinions that they agree with Baby Boomers about

Emmy Pratt

Kid drops $5 ice cream after saving up for it all week, draconian dad publicly shames him and refuses to buy him a new one: 'Life is hard, he took it well'

Ally Perry

Bartender causes controversy by adding 20% tip to all unclosed tabs at end of shift: 'I'm not sure that's legal'

Ally Perry

Oversharing mom laments having to take her child to therapy instead of sports practice: 'No wonder her kid is in therapy'

Ally Perry

Norwegian swimmer Henrik Christiansen delights internet by obsessing over chocolate muffins in the Paris 2024 Olympic village: 'I hereby declare myself the Olympic muffin man'

Ally Perry

Bleak workplace 'wellness room' inspires jokes and memes: 'A room to go in and scream without disturbing your coworkers'

Ally Perry

'Take two bites. Not just food': 15+ Default rules to improve your life, at least marginally

JR Atkinson