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Staunch cheesemonger refuses sale of $2000 wheel of parmesan to entitled Gen Z rich kid: 'You think I can't afford it?'

Ally Perry

An Amusing Atlas of Maps You’ve Never Seen Before but Will Never Forget Again

Bar Mor Hazut

Stingy businessman catches heat after complaining 'unskilled labor' costs $32 an hour: 'If it was so unskilled, you'd do it yourself'

Ally Perry

Stringent newlyweds split opinion with 'controversial' rules they had at their wedding: 'I want my guests to actually remember this day'

Ally Perry

Selfish Gen Z festivalgoers face criticism for sitting at the stage barrier and watching Netflix on their phones instead of the musicians: 'I'm stepping on that burger, I'll tell you that much'

Ally Perry

Neat freak mommy influencer raises eyebrows bemoaning mess in spotless living room: 'No child lives in that house'

Ally Perry

Confused Gen Z works office job, complains that they get 5 days of work done in 2: 'Is this what life is going to be like for the next 50 years?'

Ally Perry

Vegan party host orders 4 vegan pizzas, forces his friends to pay for it because he apparently wasn't hungry: 'We aren't going to pay because we didn't order, didn't enjoy it'

Emmy Pratt

Self-centered remote working journalist complains about coffee shops having loud music: 'I can't hear myself think, let alone do Zoom calls here'

Ally Perry

'Why are the pages so filled with so many words?': Gen Z reader gets 34 pages into young adult novel, complains that it's too difficult to read

Ally Perry

Gen Zer shows up to job interview in short shorts, refuses to go home and change when they offer for her to: 'They decided to reschedule the interview with me for tomorrow'

Emmy Pratt

'Being likable is actually more important than being good': Beleaguered workers share their hard-won advice about employment

JR Atkinson

Concerned stranger accosts 10-year-old and 6-year-old walking home alone from the library, prompts complaints about taking away childrens' independence: 'I hate that it's not normal for kids to be allowed to move around outside the house alone'

Ally Perry

American tourist gloats about inferior European GDP, gets roasted by Europeans: 'This is why everyone hates Americans'

Ally Perry

Picky wife complains that husband bought her the wrong brand of car: 'For the money he spent on that he could’ve bought what she asked for'

Ally Perry

Delusional ex-boyfriend names baby with new partner after ex-girlfriend, proceeds to tell her: 'Naming your child after a past lover should be considered a crime'

Ally Perry