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'I promise time is more important than the $10 delivery fee': Tech bro insists everybody should save 50-100 hours a year grocery shopping online so they can work more

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Man demands faithful wife take paternity test while expecting, she leaves after discovering him using dating apps: 'She fell out of love with me the minute I asked her'

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Joyless dude calls people who buy coffee more than twice a week "adult-sized babies with debit cards" who should be placed under conservatorships: 'A bottle of caffeine pills is like $8'

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Woman tells coworker she named her baby 'Link' after Abraham Lincoln and not Zelda, names her next baby 'Zelda': 'She got you so good'

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'You're my dog': Woman unpacks packed lunch husband made for her, including empty pretzel bag, dog food, and 2-day-old Chipotle leftovers

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Dude covers $5K worth of expenses for group vacation, friends refuse to pay him back: 'They're saying I'm being dramatic about money'

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8th grader takes career aptitude test, results say he'd be fit for working in gambling: 'Bookie was never a career choice when I took these tests in high school'

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'Your life should be the company's mission': 22-year-old rejects job from tech startup because he wants work-life balance, founder can't understand why a 22-year-old would want work-life balance

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Husband makes $212k more than wife, insists they split $2600 rent 50/50 while she is on unpaid maternity leave: 'I'm relying on my personal savings'

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Expecting mom refuses to tell her friend of 10 years her baby's name: 'Her response was to ask me why I thought she’d share that kind of information'

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'That baby is cooked': Expecting mom chooses to announce baby to ChatGPT before telling any people

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Failing restaurant owner complains about only making $50-$125 per day, begs internet to donate Bitcoin to alleviate his $30K in debt: 'It's unsustainable and I have my first child on the way.'

Restaurant chain Cracker Barrel announces new logo, fans express their grave disappointment: 'Waffle House would never do this to me'

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'Fall is cancelled': 'Christian Girl Autumn' influencer Caitlin Covington announces she won't continue her fall video tradition this year

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Wannabe reader claims to read 100 books a week thanks to AI book summarizing app: 'Fahrenheit 451 was non-fiction'

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Mom washes coloring off Skittles to give to kids, claims it's more natural: 'Nothing beats a wet bag full of Skittles'