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'The professional entry level senior role': Coding intern job listing demands 7 years of work experience

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'I showed her dishes to choose from to accommodate me': Picky eater attends family dinner, leaves when in-laws don't cater to her specific tastes

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'I think I just hate working': Gen Z prompts sympathy after crashing out about working 8 to 5 job

'I think I just hate working': Gen Z prompts sympathy after crashing out about working 8 to 5 job

'Bro needs his mocha latte FAST': Job listing for personal assistant demands applicants can run 3-5 miles at 12 minutes per mile

'Bro needs his mocha latte FAST': Job listing for personal assistant demands applicants can run 3-5 miles at 12 minutes per mile

'Sorry I didn't call Dr. House personally': Mom forgets daughter's name, gets defensive about turning to AI for comfort

'Sorry I didn't call Dr. House personally': Mom forgets daughter's name, gets defensive about turning to AI for comfort

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Zoomer reinvents meditation as 'rawdogging' to fix attention span

Zoomer reinvents meditation as 'rawdogging' to fix attention span: 'Reject tradition, embrace tradition with better marketing'

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Former straight-A student boasts about working a trade instead of going to college: 'I've been in the trades for 40 years, don't fall for the hype'

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'It would be improper': 17-year-old restaurant workers invite 27-year-old coworker to hang out after work, she explains that it would be inappropriate

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'This is some next-level local marketing': Customer uncovers local San Diego coffee shop bot farm to boost their Instagram account

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'I promise time is more important than the $10 delivery fee': Tech bro insists everybody should save 50-100 hours a year grocery shopping online so they can work more

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Man demands faithful wife take paternity test while expecting, she leaves after discovering him using dating apps: 'She fell out of love with me the minute I asked her'

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Joyless dude calls people who buy coffee more than twice a week "adult-sized babies with debit cards" who should be placed under conservatorships: 'A bottle of caffeine pills is like $8'

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Woman tells coworker she named her baby 'Link' after Abraham Lincoln and not Zelda, names her next baby 'Zelda': 'She got you so good'

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'You're my dog': Woman unpacks packed lunch husband made for her, including empty pretzel bag, dog food, and 2-day-old Chipotle leftovers

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Dude covers $5K worth of expenses for group vacation, friends refuse to pay him back: 'They're saying I'm being dramatic about money'

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8th grader takes career aptitude test, results say he'd be fit for working in gambling: 'Bookie was never a career choice when I took these tests in high school'