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'Our relationship was built on a lie': Guy confesses to his girlfriend of two years that he orchestrated their meet-cute, internet drags her for justifying staying with him

Ben Weiss

Mom cries watching baby sit up for the first time through baby monitor at work: '6 weeks of maternity leave is inexcusable'

Ally Perry

Job application demands applicants describe their 'recent trauma' to proceed: 'Bro I just wanted an internship'

Ally Perry

'My 19-year-old can't spell or write': Unschooling mom with illiterate 12-year-old and adult kids calls herself a failure, the internet agrees

Emmy Pratt

Entitled cat owner lets cat vomit in bathroom, guilt trips roommate who asks them to clean it up: 'This person owes me $400'

Ally Perry

Nobody Is Actually Doing a ‘Morning Shed,’ Hyper-Optimized Beauty Routines Are Just the Latest Form of Engagement Bait

JR Atkinson

'Men, this is called anxiety': Guy gets roasted for claiming he performs 'risk assessments' whenever he goes out with his wife

Ally Perry

'The shift in McDonald’s vibe from 90’s to today captures everything wrong with society': Paltry McDonald's PlayPlace features only 2 screens and 2 chairs for kids to play with

Emmy Pratt

Woman gets roasted for having male guest to her apartment, criticizing him for complimenting her furnishings: 'Dudes need a mommy to take care of them their whole lives'

Ally Perry

'This is how you age if you’re unproblematic’: How looking young became a sign of moral uprightness online

JR Atkinson

'Stability isn't a trap': Workers dispute whether a 9 to 5 is better than other types of work

Ally Perry

Mom faces judgment for packing daughter processed school lunch, starts debate on parenting and nutrition: 'This is what every millennial ate growing up'

Ally Perry

Entitled dad expects 19-year-old daughter to babysit 3 half siblings under 5, flips out when she refuses: 'I'm not your backup mom'

Ally Perry

Restaurant worker insists customer give delivery driver 1 star rating because he ate lunch before delivering, reheats debate on food delivery: 'He was on the clock'

Ally Perry

Wife protests when entitled husband insists she and 3 kids leave so he can have birthday party alone with his friends: 'This is the second year in a row'

Ally Perry

Dad faces roasting for claiming babies are boring, kids don't become fun until they're 3 years old: 'Not much for a man to do until they can roughhouse and form ideas'

Ally Perry