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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (August 7, 2025)

JR Atkinson

35-year-old offers to buy his 64-year-old parents a house, forbids them from allowing his 42-year-old brother to live with them: 'My mom has always loved my brother more'

Emmy Pratt

22-year-old brother asks 27-year-old homeowner sister to stay at her place, she agrees only if he pays rent, he refuses: ‘You're trying to profit off your own brother’

Bar Mor Hazut

Uncle demands 18-year-old niece pay him rent after taking her in, she refuses, claiming she can't afford it, he tells her to figure it out: ‘You owe us for the years we took care of you’

Bar Mor Hazut

Daughter leaves collector dolls in childhood bedroom at mom's house, until mom's entitled guest demands she give the dolls to her 5-year-old kid, daughter refuses: ‘Leave my room’

Bar Mor Hazut

21 Glorious Grocery Store Gags To Look At After Finding Your Mom In Aisle 4

Emma Saven

6-year-old daughter invites neighbor's 8-year-old son to eat cake, then tells him there's none left when he arrives, his mom forbids her from talking to him again: ‘I don't want to see her anywhere near my son’

Bar Mor Hazut

28-year-old dad refuses to lend baby stroller to 35-year-old brother, brother ignores him and takes the stroller anyway, leading to a family dispute when dad demands it back: ‘You're stealing from a baby’

Bar Mor Hazut

21-year-old daughter refuses to co-sign dad's mortgage for a new house, despite his claims that he won't take money from her, mom takes dad's side: ‘Your distrust in dad is unfair’

Bar Mor Hazut

18-year-old college student wants to move out of her parents' home after being forced to care for her 3 younger siblings for all her teenaged years: 'I don’t want to go through that again'

Brad Dickson

21-year-old mother of 2 expects her 18-year-old sister to constantly take care of her kids: 'When she’s taking care of them she’s on her phone and ignoring them 80% of the time'

Emmy Pratt

Man secretly DNA tests brother's child and accidentally exposes a family secret: 'I bought a DNA test kit and swabbed Leo while I was babysitting'

JR Atkinson

'I won't even be civil with him': 16-year-old son refuses to acknowledge dad's affair partner, tells him he doesn't care about his new stepchildren

JR Atkinson

Daughter's service dog has the same name as her dad's new girlfriend, who refuses to let daughter visit dad with the dog, mom puts her foot down: 'Fine, she won't be visiting'

Bar Mor Hazut

20 Mugshots of Children From the 1870s

Laurent Shinar

Aunt and uncle call out 21-year-old niece for 'flaunting her wealth' in front of her 20-year-old cousin, call her a 'brat': 'We came back to finding Danica crying in her hotel room'

JR Atkinson